Repeater Rekh doWoman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Ashwarya raiAik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti haiJab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
white rang ho agar mehboob kawhite rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
You r my sweet SONA,You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Dil torna humari aadat nahi,Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
milne ke baad judaai se darte hainTammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
woh bewafa hai to kia howawoh bewafa hai to kia howa .........mat kaho bura us ko ................jo howa so howa ....................khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........
Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali HotiRishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali HotiDaman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai HotiZindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi ApniAur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai Hoti
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tumchalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh seRoye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile teraKhuda kare gum ho jae mobile teraMil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae teraTooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
D se dosti, d se dushmani,D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.
Parhay likhay hotay agerParhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon kaBahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karteTumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......
chahte hai jindgi jindgani chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki.
Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studiesPathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi thaKhidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol haiLaloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bhejaGod ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
kuch tu baat he aap mai,Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamuAbhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon kizindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.
ya dil pyar ke qabil na rahaya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
kal ho na ho..kal ho na ho...Aaj tu hai...Aaj ho na ho...Ya pel tu hay...Ya pel ho na ho...Hum tu hia...Hum ho na ho...Humari dosti tu hai.
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEYHUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
Log apna banake chod dete hai.Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaarPhool bina.....Khushboo bekaarChand bina.....Chandni bekaarPyar bina.....Zindagi bekaarMere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali seDosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gumJo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like mathLife is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, geniusAap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate haiPyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur companyMrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their sonKaka Gol GappawedsBibi Paapdi(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
SMSSMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMSKhush? ab yeh na kehna ki hum SMS nahi bhejte..
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai paraajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
I have a new kodak cameraI have a new kodak cameraur snap please...don't movesteadysmile :)ready clickohh hoDil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
Dunia jise neend kehti haiDunia jise neend kehti hai, jane wo kya cheez hai, Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai....par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,aap hume yaad kare na karen....par humen to aapki yaad aati hai !!!!" miss U"
Chand utra tha hamare angan me,Chand utra tha hamare angan me,yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua, hum bhi sitaron sekya gila kare,jab chand hi hamra na hua
Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,Yahi ek Dastan-e-dosti hai ,Yu to sab zakham bhar jate hai,Kaise bharegi wo jagah jahan aap ki kami hai
YAAD RAHKO GAAY TUU YAAD RAHKO GAAY TUU DIL KAAY PASS HAI HUM BHOOL JAAO GAAY TUU FASLAY HAI BHUAT....
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile 1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?
suraj howa Madham,suraj howa Madham,Chand b Chalne laga,Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????Nalayak,Yeh PiyarNahin,EARTHQUAKE Hai
1 ladki thi deewani si, 1 ladki thi deewani si, doston pe woh marti thi! Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........lekin moblie bill se Darti
jab kabhe moosam main kjab kabhe moosam main khushboo bikhar jaay...jab chandni main raat nikhar ja\'ay......jab kabhi baywaja yeh dharkan machal ja\'ay.....tu samaj layna humnay app ko yaad kiya!!!
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkarBand hothon se kuchh na kahkar, ankhon se pyar jatate ho, Jab bhi aate ho, hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.
aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,tum hi layi meri zindagi main bahar,kabhi na hona mere dil se farar,wishing u love BAAR-BAAR!
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H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U”H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without “I”, So “U” & “I” have to be there for ever if u want HUM (,”) and (‘’) Tum 2 b frndz…
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai. “Apni yaado se kehdo ki yu na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai”.
tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay hotum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho.. chehray say udaasi door kero tum hanstay achay lagtay ho..
Sms to ekv bahana haiSms to ekv bahana hai,irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.
Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi,Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!
Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge....
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyegaAap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai.Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....Kuch log thodi der karte hain....Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,tab jaakar hota hai....unka...Mobile Charge...!
usse dekhnein ki jo lousse dekhnein ki jo lo lagi usse dakh hi lain ga hum.Woh hazar aankh se door sahi woh hazar parda nasheen sahi
saans tak nahin laita hain hum saans tak nahin laita hain hum tum ko soochtay waqt.Is kaam ko bhi hum ne kal per utha rakha hai.Rooth jate ho tu kuch aur haseen lagte ho.hum ne is liye tum ko khafa rakha hai
jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-jahan yeh koi tum sa hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-faraz itni bhi toufiq kisse thi.humein gham-e-hasti bhi gawara hai k tum ho
karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.mila do hak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna. hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte
Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge Sach mano achhe dost kam mileinge Jis mod par sab chhod jayenge saath tumhara usi mod par khadey ham milenge..
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti haiLab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti haiAise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti haiTere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai humPata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai
iss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat sayiss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say yaar milain gayhum kia hum say bhi achay hazaar milain gayinn achoo ki bheed main humay bhula na dainahum kahaan app ko baar baar milain gay
ke charche jahan mein hone lage;Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela thaAe item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi,Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,Teri muskan hamari kamzori hai,keh na para hamari majburi hai,tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Barsenge........Barsenge........Barsenge........Barsenge........Barsenge........Kal phir barsenge Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKATho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
Friendship is vast like UniverseFriendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum
Hum woh nahiHum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.
U r my sweet sonuU r my sweet sonu, to kya krun Nachun,ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&**(*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....
itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooangaitna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooangaab agar aur dua dogi to mar jauanga...
Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab haiAjab aarzoo anokhi talab hai, tujhee se tujh ko maangna chaahataa hoon
Meri dua hai k teri sabseMeri dua hai k teri sabse nek seerat ho,Teri tarh tera dil bhi khubsurat ho,Dua sepehle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,K khud Dua ko tere Hathon ki zarurat ho
Maut sat bi humey pyarMaut sat bi humey pyar ha aor tum per bi atebhar ha daktay hain paylay kon hata ha humey dhoono ka intazar ha,,,
Bhool kar zaat tum ko yaadBhool kar zaat tum ko yaad kiya.Baat be baat tum ko yaad kiya.Neend bhi rhoot gaye hum se.Hum ne jis raat tum ko yaad kiya
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena - Piyar ko ansuo ka tofa na dena - Dil se Roe koi aaoki yaad mein - Aisa kisi ko moqa na dena
girls ke college me strike girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........
tughey bhool jane ki kooshasheintughey bhool jane ki kooshashein kabhi kamyab na ho sakkein.Teri yaad shakh-e-ghulab thahri jo hawa chali tu lachak gaye
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
